OMG THANK YOU! I would have felt like a huge ass.

He has been my ultimate celebrity crush since i was in High School! DO NOT BE ASHAMED!

My friend used to swear by picturing a hot girl taking a dump if he was too nervous to approach her. I didn't get it at first... but now it makes sense.

Meh, it's fine. I only know this bc I can't just be a fan of something i.e. Scandal. I have to obsessively learn every possible thing there is to know about every single episode and every single actor.

From what I understand, he is not with any women. Ever.

No you are not. It's awful.

I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say they let him out to poo. I live in Hoboken and luckily got the hell out of dodge for a week bc it was a complete disaster. But less than 40 mins away at my boyfriend's parents house (they had a generator) it was like a mild, but windy rain. We took the dog out…

A lot of Jersey just got rain and power outages during the storm. Not anything like what people on the coasts went through.

Very true. So, what you're saying is there's still hope for me?

The ladies Harry dates are no Kate Middletons. Not that I don't love Princess McShinylocks or anything. But most of Harry's high profile girlfriends are super rich on their own (family money) and have high profile jobs. Also why I think he hasn't settled down yet. None of these girls are royal material (barf)

On top of the bar at a bar I used to work at after hours when I was trusted enough to close the place on my own. Whoopsie.

I bow down to you.

The fact that Mellie is so damn amazing this season, along with my boyfriend David Rosen I will never be sick of Scandal. NEVER!

OMG if you're in NY I will totally go with you in a totally non murdery way.

I want to snuggle her SO BAD!

OMG I know how you feel. Yesterday some of my salad dressing flew off my fork and landed on my laptop screen. Fuck this place.

First of all, Lily Allen, you're an asshole.

He was always a horrible garbage person, so no one was surprised at all that he would stoop to that level

A kid in my school pooped in the hall as a prank. Right in the middle of class so when it let out, some poor kid stepped right in his steaming pile of human feces.