Could you imagine if Princess McShinylocks showed up to your wedding? I would crawl in a corner and just die. After, touching her hair at least once, of course.

They are so fucking gross

Possibly, but that seems like a real risky move for someone who has stayed with said 80 year old racist for all these years and through all the mistresses. It's got to be the power that's keeping her around, no? Why else would someone stay with such a vile man that treats you like shit if not for the money and the…

I mean, in true gold digger fashion, she's putting the bag on prominent display. But you're right, a clutch is the way to go. Also, who the eff wears a gown to a basketball game?

Knowing how she got them makes HER hideous. The bags, on the other hand, will always be beautiful. They are innocent bystanders.

Ok, so 1. I'm a wee bit (a lot) jealous of her Chanel bags

OMG thank you for reminding me of this!

I will cross my fingers that Ricardo Tischi designs her dress and makes her look similar to how he made her look at the Met Gala last year.

Per usual, George does it best.

The guy is worth billions and the money doesn't matter to him as much as getting kicked out of his elite club of sports team owners does.

My mistake. I should have added a warning label.

YEA FEMALE SPORTS TEAM OWNERS!!!!! While I'm sure there's been others that just aren't coming to memory, the only other woman I can think of right now is this insane old lady:

Same here!!! Also, while I don't agree with many conservatives, I also don't think being conservative = racism. I think that's statement was crap.

that was Ice Cube. Black guys, all the same, am I right?!

Wow, you were not kidding. That is an insanely beautiful family.

I foolishly gave it the benefit of the doubt that kinja messed up

Could you please explain the meaning behind posting this gif, bc right now it just looks like you are enthusiastically enjoying a story about a 16 year old being murdered.

When my cousin told her mom that she was pregnant with her 3rd child (basically right at the 6-week it's ok to have sex again mark), my aunt shouted "DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO CLOSE YOUR LEGS?!"

OMG he's so so so sweet! At one point, though, I yelled at my computer "GO HUG YOUR DAD HE'S CRYING"

When the Amish are starting to look more progressive than you, you might want to reconsider your life choices. (I'm looking at you, Jenny McCarthy and Alicia Siverstone)