Because of you, I will be having a peanut butter and jealous sandwich for lunch. Thank you.

Did they find his previous owner and euthanize him/her? Asking for a friend.

HAHAHAHHA omg it's simultaneously hilarious and depressing.

Oh man I forgot they were making into a movie! Too bad it's not happening. It's a story that really should be heard.

Thank you so much for making me laugh through the massive streams of tears running down my face.

I wouldn't dare to say that our justice system is perfect, but after reading this book, I am very happy to live in the US.

I think TDs is referring to the prosecutor. Either way, everyone from the cops to the prosecutors and judges in both of these cases are crazy insane corrupt. I've never heard of anything like it.

I read an amazing book over the summer detailing the 40 plus year search of The Monster of Florence and how the Italian justice system was insanely corrupt and would basically just put someone behind bars with no evidence just to say they captured him.

Hey, Bristol. Kindly fuck off and leave my right to KILL BABIES in the hands of someone capable, like Ms. Davis.

I think you just described my worst nightmare.

To be fair... the handshake instructions are just mandatory for life. Nothing turns me off more than a piss poor handshake. Except for maybe gross feet.

As soon as I read that, I came directly here in hopes I could stop someone else from reading that one in particular.

Guys. Do NOT read the comments on the link, unless you're in the mood for a rage filled afternoon.

Not sure, but his transformation into a late in life lesbian is going right on track

You don't need it. Just about $40 a month for weight watchers. I lost 35 pounds in 7 months and got to eat everything I wanted. Just not buckets and buckets of it like I used to.

OMG THOSE BELTS, THO

If this makes them leave Hoboken, I'm all for hipster hunting.

Am I a terrible person for thinking that he doesn't need rehab and just a real and hard attitude adjustment? I mean, he's awful. Horrible, even and I can't stand him. Someone needs to teach him not to be a complete dickhole. But if I had cameras following me and my friends around in college at 19, I'm sure the world…

Exactly… I'm sure if they try to be real parents, he'll just cut them off.