While the Beliebers and #teambreezy bring on so much terrible to the internet, they also bring on so much amazing via their stupidity.

If you need me, I'll be watching the Beliebers meltdown on twitter about Justin's HATERZ!

All of it. I want all of it all over my body.

Welp that does it. Didn't really care who won before, but now I only care about making these girls happy. Go Seahawks!

Oh please, it's been SO obvious since day one. I mean, I've been swooning over Johnny Depp as much as the next person (ever since 21 Jumpstreet, for that matter) but this was clear as day.

Didn't know I could hate her more

I believe Lainey over at Lainey Gossip said it best about the Depp/Heard engagement.

Same here. Start watching Luther on Netflix ASAP. You will never be the same again. He's my new #1 ultimate celebrity crush.

I see clear judgment masked as faux sincerity in the first and last statement.

"There are a lot of other options for people who do not want to have a biological child. Or for people who are not ready to turn to adoption yet. Or for people who can't afford adoption. Or for people who aren't ready to deal with the potential emotional trauma that could come with adoption".

If my boyfriend didn't physically pull me away before I had the chance to rip his eyeballs out, I would have absolutely needed you. Luckily I'm in the clear… for now.

Some drunk dickhole did this to me with Breaking Bad with a REALLY SUPER HUGE MAJOR spoiler in the last season. I feel you, JLaw.

Not if it was a BYOB 18 and over strip club.

Damn… I thought my photo was in there… well, either way, I see Death from Family Guy.

Looks like:

She failed all of her O-level exams, then moved on to finishing school in Switzerland where she never finished and then married Prince Charles.

Just a personal thing. I've just always been mildly obsessed with her.

I agree with you 100%. I just think it's a bit extreme to say that no one that dropped out of high school could possible say anything of substance. Not that Katy Perry says lots of things that need to be listened to… just seemed like a really shitty statement in general.

Famous high school drop outs that occasionally have very interesting things to say:

I just don't understand how she doesn't fall over more.