You heard her. STAY INSIDE AND MASTURBATE!

One time I asked Siri what I should wear tonight and she responded "You don't have to dress up for me. You're beautiful". I fell in love with her then, too.

Ummm. What?

The bacon craze of 2012 has been my life for appx the past 30 years, so EFF YOU FADS!

That was super interesting. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll use the rest of my workday to look up more Oscar controversies.

Ha, no worries. I could have easily just googled before my first comments, but I figured I'd let someone more in the know answer for me. Also, mornings.

I root for Leo EVERY YEAR!

You're right… I just looked it up. What's weird tho, is that she had cleaned house that year at all the other awards (SAG, Critic's Choice, Golden Globes, etc) and she still felt the need to do this. It was just weird all around.

Remember when Kris wanted to change her name back to Kardashian? She's so awful.

I haven't seen either movie and they're both at the top of my list. I also don't deny the blatant racism in Hollywood. Tho, isn't the deal with who wins the Academy Award all about who pushes themselves the hardest? Or am I just making that up after seeing all these Melissa Leo ads back when she was nominated for The…

I know exactly how you feel. I think she's a terrible human but her style is so, so on point.

I feel really bad for Khloe. The logical part of my brain says that the whole family, including her, is collectively basking in all the publicity. But the rest of me says she's gone through a totally shit time and I feel terrible for her.

If you guys need me, I'll be google image searching labrador puppies for the rest of the night to stop all the sad feels. This is so incredibly beautiful and heartbreaking.

WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm doing a celebratory period dance in your honor!

I'll be sending period vibes your way all day.

I loathe the word "preggo".

Hahahaha! Mine wooshed her tail against my favorite vase and broke it. I couldn't be mad at her bc she was only wooshing bc she was so happy to see me!

I have a dog and while she's 70 pounds and can't climb the tree and take it down, I figured it was only a matter of time before she just ran into it full speed and knocked it over bc she's an adorable monster.

HAHAHAHAHA FALSE RAPE ACCUSATIONS ARE HILARIOUS!