ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

It's Harlem.

Miracle on 134th St. is fucking genius.

You're amazing.

I do not care if strangers think I'm mad at them.

He didn't have a problem with it at all. He was making fun of everyone who had a problem with it and is still and always will be a national treasure.

You should re-read the DListed post bc he had the opposite of a problem with this.

The actual laundry part is totally fine. It's the sorting, folding and god forbid ironing that comes along with it that makes me want to just buy new clothes every 2 weeks.

Haha she probably does. I may have started to do the same myself

You are a superwoman. 5 kids under 13?! How do you have time to do anything but laundry?

You're right. I don't give a fuck. But you're wrong about the asshole thing. That would be you.

I always start out thinking i'm going to fold a fitted sheet the way my mother does. (Basically the way it looks when you first get it out of the package) But in the end, I just get frustrated and roll it into a ball and shove it in the closet in a fit of anger.

I have it too. I don't know how to fix it without feeling like a bumbling idiot just smiling at anything and everything. HEY WORLD DEAL WITH MY BITCH FACE!

THANK YOU! Also, my boyfriend has an obsession with folding. If I get anywhere near his Tshirts, he will re-fold. We were totally made for each other.

To be fair, I'd rather swiffer 10 houses over doing the laundry. I LOATHE the laundry.

I KNOW! Dying over it.

Here's a few good things that I happen to like about Texas:

Ya know… when I heard Lindsay was in Miami for Art Basal, I figured she'd be making snow angels in piles of coke. But, I don't think she's looked this good in years. Here's to hoping she's still sober.

His biggest fan

I think that's part of what's manufactured. Her management making her out to be this total badass not giving a fuck chick. Which normally would be amazing. I just don't believe it's legit.

Because I think it's just ridiculous. I'm sure there are plenty of celebrities that enjoy blunts just as much as Rihanna but don't put it on display like her. Unless, of course, you're Snoop who has basically built an empire on his love of weed.