Kourtney telling LaCapelle that he is in fact the grinch following it up with "hehe just kidding" and that side eye is everything.

Call me a prude, but I don't know how I feel about ordering something that goes in my mouth while I can at the same time order something that goes into my butt.

I believe that's the joke.

I believe that's the joke.

My bff and my boyfriend together in one room THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

To be fair, Dina is far from rich. Woman can't pay for shit.

You're not. It simply does not work the way it's supposed to. Either that or you and I both have a really powerful stream.

I like my fake money right where I can see it. In my fake boobies.

Here I found it. Now, you can go there instead of clicking on a celebrity gossip post to complain about how jezebel has too much celebrity gossip.

I would do anything to be invited to their family Christmas dinner. Can you imagine the tension?

Found it.

This is the truest thing on the internet ever. Also, I forgot how beautiful she was that night in Calvin Klein. Thank you for reminding me.

It works best when you throw them at someone belly dancing on a chair. Enjoy!

Yes. There was a video actually and it was horrifying. She didn't even look. Just more of a GOOP CROSSING, MOVE BITCHES.

Callie, I'm here to answer your money throwing query. While I do not typically make it rain in strip clubs, I am Greek. We enjoy throwing things at weddings. Plates, napkins, dolla dolla bills... basically anything we can get our hands on. It's always fun.

I love this very much. But, I love this strictly for the office, or perhaps a smart power lunch/after work cocktail.

Children's hospital?

I find the snark regarding Kate Moss posing nude to be pretty ridiculous. Also, she looks classy as fuck.

Absolutely.

I think a 17 year old kid writing a letter asking his celebrity crush to senior prom is a bit different from obsessively stalking out said celebrity to steal locks of hair or what have you, but you say tomato...