A good friend of mine wrote a letter to Mariah asking her to his senior prom. I'm assuming his reaction would have been exactly the same.

I haven't been over to Bossip in a while, so I don't know what they're saying specifically, but the Kanye gay rumors have been around for a while. Especially geared toward his friendship with Ricardo Tisci.

You clearly haven't listened to Howard in about 10 years.

Part of me wants to hate on Joan Rivers because FUCK YOU JOAN, JLAW IS MY BIFF! But the other, rational part of me realizes she is just rustling up controversy for Fashion Police and she's made a living her entire life of poking fun at celebrities, and then I calm down. But I still have my eye on her....

Anybody think that future people are going to look at things like this and see them the way we see hieroglyphics?

This is fantastic.

True. I also think that neckline, paired with that material, can only be worn by a small busted woman

Jennifer Lawrence is my secret bff, so as my secret bff, I can tell her the truth. That dress is terrible.

I would hope so. If I was a Barbadian fan and she hadn't rescheduled but was out drinking and jetskiing, I'd be pissed.

Didn't she just last minute cancel a show in Barbados or did I imagine that?

Stop using big words.

So, what you're telling me is I'm simultaneously a baby making machine as well as a baby killing machine?

I'm so so sorry about your doggie

Normally I loathe everything peplum, but this is divine.

No, I clearly need to catch up bc I'm going thru RHOBH withdrawals.

Hello hello! I've recently moved to Hudson county (Hoboken, bro!) now that I work in the city, but can't seem to tear myself away from that horrifically packed, panic attack causing mall

I can never figure out if the BH Housewives are just the biggest prudes ever (anybody remember Kyle's reaction to Brandi using the word cock?) or if they're absolutely right in that no, you should not talk about a flopping penis to people you've just met... have some class.

I can't even... This is the most horrific thing I've heard in as long as I can remember and my local mall just got shot up last night.

I love her and she's gorgeous and that shade of red is beautiful. I can't get over the fact that it looks like a long figure skater's outfit, tho.

Get out of here with your logic and truthiness.