Shhhhh. They might hear you.

It's such a sad, sad story.

I beg to differ

I was gonna say... no alcohol... no way, but you seem to be a person right after my heart. I will bring pizza and cheeseburgers.

Uh, if by nerd you mean kick ass awesome smart lady, then yes... you are a nerd

Excuse me, kids. If you need me, I'll be camped out at my nearest movie theater for the next 3 weeks.

You just described the best night of my life. Can we add Tiny Fey and Amy Pohler?

I did not call her a cunt. Please direct your unnecessary internet anger to the appropriate party. Thank you.

Really? I don't know why, but she has always been one of those celebrities I could see myself having an imaginary friendship with. Why do you destroy my dreams?

Does Bey have a professional weave holder on her permanent staff? Is that what I saw?

He did... including his adorable nieces with encouraging Tshirts and all. Congrats again... you guys rock.

I don't disagree with Dodai, but this photo is breathtaking. She is fierce as hell and giving some serious FACE in that tux.

Congrats! Any chance you did it in NYC? If so, you were probably running with the bf

I think it depends on the person. I've just never been one of those people that loves running. Even when I was running 8 miles a day and was good at it, I still had those tough miles in the middle that made me wish I would just quit. But, the feeling you have when you're done makes it totally worth it.

GOOD LUCK! You'll be great!

I know you're right. I used to be a runny wayyyyy back in the dark ages of my high school years. And now when I get out to do my measly 3 mile runs, I feel great. The thought of 13.1 just terrifies me.

My guess is this hunk of handsome man

Mr DancingMuppets just completed his first half marathon and has been begging me to start running with him. I like to use the excuse of "I just don't have the time" when really it's "I'd rather drink this wine/eat this pizza/sleep til 10". I need this story to be wiped off the internets forever.

I'm making mine for the first time ever this year and I'm super nervous because I'm not the most creative type. But I'm so so so sick of that shiny plastic (probably extremely flammable) material that 99% of Halloween costumes are made of (not to mention the fact that they cost like $80).

Fun fact! I once ran into Lisa Kudrow in a bathroom (at my job, nonetheless) and was totally professional and yelled "I love you, Phoebe!" Needless to say, she was very graceful and lovely.