I don't know that there would be much above Queen B, but I have to agree with Wendy's crazy ass on this one.

Don't forget mustaches on EVERY THING

Seeing what happens to the women in my family, there are 2 things that can happen once I have children. Either what you just described or they'll blow up to DD's. I think I'd rather have the A's.

Maybe I just feel that way because the majority of women in my life are Ds and up.

I'm only a 34B (big ups to the itty bitty tittie committee!) so mine are still perky at 30. My question, however, is how to I keep my ample backside looking like it's 20 without any physical activity whatsoever? Except maybe walking to brunch.

You didn't. I just know that he's gonna get chastised for it on both ends as opposed to just by the right for hating jesus and marriage.

I'm no republican, but can't wait to hear how he's a terrible person for doing this and how he's just trying to use his trickery to get dem votes come the next election. FUCK YOU CHRISTIE, GO BACK TO PANDERING TO THE RIGHT SO WE CAN HATE YOU MORE AND CALL YOU FAT!

I don't understand how this is a bad thing. I believe reaching across party lines is what moderate and reasonable politicians are supposed to do. At least he stopped pandering to the evangelical right. Tho, I'm assuming damned if you do, etc...

Listen guys... I get it. Formula is the devil juice and your baby will grow up to be inferior to his breast milk fed counterparts and will probably grow up to hate you because of it. But seriously, I mean... at least get the unregulated black market breast milk from someone you know.

OMG charge your phone I would be hyperventilating!

You guys... buy these boots. They're amazing and so comfy and I get non stop compliments. I've worn them with jeans, dresses and cutoff shorts with a sweater in the beginning of fall. They're the Corso Como Adona Studded Bootie. I was lucky and got them for 50 bucks on Hautelook, but they have them for $80 on Amazon.

Ding ding ding!

I'm with you.

She has what some may refer to as "an L.A. face with an Oakland booty".

I'm surprised Kanye had enough time to look up from Ricardo Tischi's lap to tweet that.

I would honestly be surprised if VF took that route. I hold them to a higher regard than your typical gossip rag (however unwarranted that may be).

You are a Hollywood gossip mastermind. I didn't even think of my girl Blythe.

Would probably be accompanied by an intense light show when they perform live.

I like where your head's at. But I mean, wouldn't that be the same for half the female mega stars out there? Why would she be singled out?

That's fine, just don't hit on minors.