For me, it has something to do with that oi sound. I don't particularly care for ointment either.

I'm guessing it has less to do with Chris Martin be sufferable an more to do with all those blind items suggesting that he frequently gets lost in non-GOOP vaginas.

I've replaced my most hated word ever (moist) with haters.

I should have. But, sadly, at 17 my only concerns were finding people to buy me beer and getting ready to move away to college. (and quitting that job)

I had a boss the summer out of high school. I was working two jobs, one at a restaurant that I was perfectly happy in and one at The Sunglass Hut that made me what to rip my eyeballs out of my face and throw them at the customers.

I go through this weekly when I watch New Girl.

I would do unspeakable things to have Zooey's hair. And her enormous eyes.

OMG I'M GOING TO CAMP OUT FROM NOW!

Go to giphy

Don't bother. This poster has been all over these articles trolling.

I love that she makes sure to add "no matter the method of conception".

Very excellent point!

To be fair, if it was a photo of Kate Upton I would say the same.

I will pay that first gentleman several tens of dollars to model his underpants in my house to assist in the wage gap.

I need to learn how to contour like that. OMG it's unbelievable. She's beautiful both ways but I would do terrible things to be able to do that to myself.

I was convinced it was just me

I can't say that I stopped listening to Howard because well, I'm mildly obsessed but I agree with you completely. He dropped the ball on this one and let her off easy.

I know... it made me so so angry. Like she now has this opportunity to speak up and admit that she was wrong. People could absolutely forgive her because like anyone else going through something like this with a child, she was desperate for an answer and was lied to and deceived. Instead, she just changed her wording…