OMG why the hell did I go back to find the photo? I will never stop crying.

Ha! That's the only issue I have as well since her size was so important. I'm still getting over the fact that she wasn't cast as Amy, so I'll take whatever wonderfully damaged heroine played by Charlize I can get.

I don't know. I'd like to see it that way, but I just don't. Possibly I'm being too sensitive, but I have noticed that resentment you speak of and I think it's pretty shitty.

I loved all three very much. Gone Girl was my favorite, but Dark Places is the one that actually kept me up at night and gave me nightmares. Could not be more thrilled that Charlize Theron is going to play Libby Day.

We don't know much about Ratajkowski's acting chops, but since Andie's identifying qualities are that she is young and a little ditzy, she should be fine.

I'm assuming that the dog is alive and well.

My teeth hurt just reading that story

My new favorite gif.

I was also thinking helmets.

I love when internet strangers take a clear attempt (albeit an apparent bad one) at a self deprecating joke and turn it into truth.

Ok, so I've already discussed with Mr. DancingMuppets that any potential future sons will not play football bc of concussions and brain damage and (in my mind) probable death. Now, any potential future daughters will not cheer. If you need me, I'll be off to sew full body pillow suits and look into plastic bubbles…

Ha! Yea I mean... my dirty nasty smoking habit probably doesn't help, but I've always sounded like this.

UGH no you don't. I'm pretty sure I sound like Kathleen Turner (not in my head, but in real life) and I hate it. I feel like i sound like Lindsay Lohan after 4 packs of Parliaments.

You're 100% right. 19 is an adult and I also remember what I was like when I was 19 thinking I knew EVERY THING and did whatever my parents told me not to do. It would just be very difficult to deal with as a parent.

I forgot to add Aisha Tyler. I love her so so hard and watching her talk about her struggles with IVF made me snot cry into my morning coffee.

So many things I want to discuss.

Right?! Exactly what every woman wants. To look wider than she actually is.

Def not just you. Calvin does simple minimalism like no other. This is just not good.

Thanks for pointing that out, fun Governor.

Don't EVER read the comments on any website pertaining to parenting or babies or anything related. Dem bitches be crazy and super judgmental.