ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

I was gonna say... there is no brazilian in the world that could prepare you for that suit.

Oh Ralph. I've been waiting all week to see what you came up with, and per usual, you didn't disappoint. I love you and your clean lines and your silver foxiness.

The more I think of this, the more I put myself in her shoes and think of how unbelievably fucked up it is bc I picture Mr. DancingMuppet's dad. And now I'll never be the same again.

Still waiting to see Ralph, but so far, this is hands down my favorite collection this season. I want all of that all over my body.

Hahaha, same!

You caught me! Except it was "well that's not the way your dad used to do it"

I mean, I love reliving my high school days talking about TRL as much as the next guy but c'mon guys!

Why does every piece stop at that weird length just above the ankle?

Why are none of these comments focusing on Demi?! I can't even... I don't understand how anybody... bleeeccchhhhhh

I'm convinced that sometime within our lifetimes, Seacrest will own all of Hollywood and no one will ever be able to get a job without first going through him.

OMG that's fucking terrible.

Why thank you. I was at a point in my life that I was way too broke to stand up for what I believed in. Free breakfast, lunch and dinner 7 days a week, along with a free parking space got me through that last semester.

Pimp Mama Kris (trademark Michael K) is half the reason I feel sorry for her. I love that TMZ and all the tabloids keeps saying "sources" like it's not Kris in a trench coat and fedora calling from a payphone in the valley.

Poor Khloe.

No, no... totally fair question. Honestly, I was a giant lazy pothead at that point in my life and knew that I had one super senior semester ahead of me and needed a place to live. Other than that, I have no excuse.

In my sorority I was deemed one of the "good rushers" so my opinion always mattered. Until, of course, I championed a girl that was a bit overweight. Another sister and I fought tooth and nail for her and she didn't make it past the first night of voting bc those horrible bitches I was supposed to think of as sisters

Completely agree. A good friend of mine's parents have a house in the Hamptons not too far from this one. Before everyone started having babies we used to go up there pretty much every weekend. We would drink and eat and smoke more in one weekend than most would in their lives. When we left, you never would have known

I can never really decide how exactly I feel about the wedge sneaker.

What I'm super curious about is why all the bleeding? Sounds like they were sacrificing virgins in there or something.

The renters are douchebags of the highest order. Hope they pay for everything and then some.