ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

Kate's face is magical. I had to force myself to stop looking at it.

It just boggles my mind. I don't understand why telling people "I prefer fancy vacations and handbags to poopy diapers and college tuition" is so bad. I mean, really all they should have to say is that it's not for them, but alas, people are nosy.

Ahhhhhhh! It's so infuriating for so many reasons. I have a girlfriend that has nothing, NOTHING good to say about having children and constantly associates being a mother with "losing herself". Usually these statements are followed up with, "we really want a big family. Like 4 kids". Every time I tell her how

You would only be terrible if you knew you didn't want kids and you had them anyway so you and your friends would have matching accessor... er babies.

I've never seen the R train look so spotless.

But what if you're allergic to fake tattoos?!?!

Mines in September. I'll let you know how it goes. If you never hear from me again it's bc I died of the olds.

You know, Jenny. You really let me down. I loved you in Singled Out and your Candie's ads. Then you started spewing batshit crazy nonsense lies about vaccines causing Autism. You raised a ton of awareness for a completely insane, untrue and extremely dangerous issue. You never STUF about it. Now that it's been found

Hahahahah me too!

Oh how I miss my 19 year old behind.

Ok, so where do bacon cheeseburgers fall on that Venn diagram bc I would make love to one any day of the week.

Well, now... you're making me blush.

Well, while I don't disagree with your overall point... it has only been a year. I don't know too many people that are engaged within a year's time.

OMG ALL THE FEELS!

Eesh. My roommate in college had a really bad trip once and it turned me off completely from doing any sort of hallucinogenic of any kind. Every once and a while, I wonder what it would be like, but I'm too afraid that with being a grown up and all, I would have a similarly horrific trip freaking out about bills or

I really, really hope that this is good news and not just a way to show Dior "through the filter of an African tribesman or a Geisha girl" as that reporter stated.

Ecstasy, coke, LSD and meth?! In what world would that sound like fun? Like... for it to have been made, there's clearly a market for it and somewhere there are people buzzing around half dying on this hallucinogenic/upper/downer ubermix.

I miss Jenna Maroney.

The last girl's giggles and YYYAAAAYYYYYYYS made my heart swell. That was insanely cute.