Your last flight attendant sounds like an awful person. I apologize on her behalf and hope that you understand that we're not all a bunch of water withholding, nasty side-eye giving miserable people.

I can't speak for airlines in India, but in the U.S. it seems to be very easy to fill the spots. Especially the way the airline industry is now hardly hiring at all. Thousands of applicants go in, hundreds get the interview and dozens pass into training everyday they conduct interviews. You can pretty much count on at…

I've done both and they're very similar experiences. Except... no turnover. We're stuck with them in a metal tube at 35,000 feet for anywhere from 1 - 14 hours.

1) It would be pretty impossible to do a combined weight limit for the crew due to the constant swapping of crew members (sick calls, duty time outs, just general crew member trip swapping and last minute reserve flight attendant add ons).

Airlines did that for many, many years. Wasn't until the mid to late 90's that they stopped. I don't know what the men were required to be at, but at the airline my sister worked for, she had to weigh in at 125 pounds. No matter how tall you were.

My sister keeps telling me I need to write a book. "Life at 35,000 feet" or something of that nature. I think I should start. Most people tend to lose all sense of propriety upon entering an airplane. Yoga in the galleys? Sure! Why not? Bursting into the flight attendant rest area while we're sleeping to request a…

OMG me too!

Don't say you got really lucky. Say, "we did a fucking awesome job". Parenting is hard. You deserve a pat on your back.

I know how you feel, but I don't mind it. So much happens in the last book, I'd rather them split it up and get as much as they can in than miss big chunks of important events.

Any studies on how cats are more than likely planning to murder you in your sleep?

I'm still pissed they took NOM away from me and my enjoyment of delicious food. Fuck those guys twice.

I don't know about that. The front facing photo is pretty clear.

You're right. I always changed after I left the house. Just now that I'm an old and I've been introduced to creepshots (blech)... I get a tiny case of the icks when I see really young girls in short shorts. There are really sick people in this world we live in.

I agree with you on that. There's a really small window when those are age appropriate and I'm pretty sure it's from appx 18-23. No exceptions.

A 12 year old's behind? Seriously?

Handsome shirt?!

I have a new weird thing where I worry that I'm going to trip and fall off my balcony and fall 15 stories to my death. (obviously not remotely possible) I cannot imagine what will happen to me when I have babies.

Ok, so... do these horrible places try and tell "patients" that they are a health center? If so... how the eff are they allowed to do that?

I really hate radar online and their stupid automatic video ads. That is all.

"It's so easy to persecute a racist, ignorant woman who is probably not that good of a person because of, (though not limited to the fact) that she wants to dress black people up like slaves to serve her every need and pay them in beer instead of money. So easy to allow herself to be hated and have her career…