Nope. Sorry, wish I could, but I can't. Pajamas need to stay in the house. At first I thought this was because I never wear anything like that to bed. I tend to go with 10 year old sweats and tshirts from spring break 2001. But even with this. Just. No.

"Truer words have not been spoken"

I won't argue with you on that. I understand you peplum hatred.

Joe Guidice seems like a real creeper mcdouchebag. He was pretty much caught cheating on camera last season and made up some nonsense that he was on the phone with a business partner instead of a girlfriend.

Normally, I loathe peplum.

The force is strong with you.

Yea I didn't think it was that hard to figure out.

Most definitely always the same no matter where.

They might not know how to make healthy food (nor do they care) but they know how to make money.

Ha! The good coffee was another one. They knew they had awful coffee and no one wanted to go there. So, they got freaking awesome coffee, charge less than half the price of Starbuck's and BOOM. People are back at McDonald's for breakfast without even realizing it.

McDonald's fries are my kryptonite.

Fast casual is actually like Panera Bread, Noodles and Company, Chipotle etc.

Mr. DancingMuppets is in the restaurant industry and he always cites McDonald's as being the best at what they do. When others start to inch ahead, they always find ways to get back on top and beat the inferior brands back into submission.

I'm adding "lust drunk witch" to my twitter bio.

Oh well, shucks. I love you too.

Well, to be fair, I would look at anyone funny if they were that dressed up at the grocery store. If I saw someone out to dinner looking like that, I would probably try to steal their clothes off their back.

When I was a kid, my two favorite things to do with my mom in the car were the car wash and the bank drive through. I thought they both were alien portals.

I loved everything about that. Except for the University of Michigan grads. Eff them GO GREEEEN!

She's tough to get out of the house. I remember running into her at some dive bar in Tribeca and it felt like we were spying on an exotic animal lost in another habitat.

Alessanda, Hilary and Nicole are perfection.