THANK YOU! That's what I said.

That's what I said!!!

Ok, question guys. I want our lab to be our ring bearer... but she's a girl. I say it's perfectly acceptable and Mr. DancingMuppets says absolutely not. Thoughts?

I vehemently disagree with one of those points. I am a woman and if I see an update flag up on someone else's phone, I'll twitch and probably die until they update it.

I'm probably wrong, but I always assumed Carrie Underwood was more left leaning. That's only bc all I know about her politics is from her backing of insane animal activist groups. Just not something you don't picture your typical southern, religious, hunting carnivores doing.

You. I like you.

As much as I shouldn't be... I'm a big fan of "calm your tits".

Precisely. The "joke" made the want to throw my computer out the window. Their stupid chuckling is what prompted the ax murder spree fantasy.

Mission complete.

When Lou Dobbs called her "oh dominant one" I wanted to toss my computer out the window and go on a misogyny ax murder spree.

Served in mason jars.

NO. NO. FUCKING STOP IT HIPSTERS. NO!

You're right, but, I think her ready to wear is pretty damn fierce, though.

I love you for this.

I love it! I failed to mention that he also calls our dog Monchichi so when he says it, we don't know which of us he's referring to. It gets confusing in our house at times.

It reminds me of my shameful years spent obsessing over General Hospital in high school.

Adorable perverts.

Hahahahhah penis breath.

I don't know, but whatever you do, please please don't call him your lover. It gives me the icks.

I don't know what they mean but it's fucking adorable.