I don't know why, but Mr. DancingMuppets calls me Monchichi. You know, those super creepy monkey/human dolls from the 80s? Well, it stuck. And now I find it endearing. I know, we're barf.

I don't disagree with you that he's potentially being an asshat opportunist and just talking about a hot button issue to get press. I wouldn't put much past him after all the accusations that have been brought up against him. Though, I doubt that it would be too difficult to find out if he is, in fact, using sweat…

Now, while I am convinced that George Clooney will one day father my future children, I tend to ignore his serious relationships. But, has he ever come out personally and shut down a rumor based on his personal life, because it doesnt sound like him.

Correction. It points downward. Or maybe that's my vagina. I don't know. Either way... it's thataway, Viggo.

Exactly!

Happy to help! Hope she works out for you and if not that you find someone great soon.

I don't know off the top of my head but I know she's accepting new patients and she's amazing. Dr. Natalie Stevens.

If you're in NYC i have the BEST OBGYN on the planet.

I find it interesting that these kids who wanted so badly to become famous actually became famous from being criminals. I get that it's infamy more than anything, but their names are still in the news and there's a movie coming out about them. A movie that followed a book, mind you. On top of it, Alex "I was in 3 inch…

I make the BEST sandwiches and would never pay for such a service with poor sandwich making. Salami is my specialty.

My mother has made herself more than clear that my sister and I *gasp* go to bed with our men in ratty sweats/boxers.

OMG

In a perfect world, we'd be able to give our money to a company that neither sexually harasses their employees nor use slave laborers. But, I'll take what I can get.

I need that person in my home. How much do you think one of those would go for these days?

That crib is fucking ridiculous and stupid.

I don't know about all this, but I do know that I have one pretty amazing red dress that makes Mr. DancingMuppets lose his damn mind over.

I was thinking the same. Also, wasn't there a bunch of recent blind items about a gay mostly film actress and a gay mostly tv actor that would soon be double bearding for each other?

I would need to seriously think this through before I could answer it completely.

That blog post by Mara Wilson is the most perfect thing ever written about child stars. I doubt that my future children will ever be super famous child actors, but if it starts happening, I'm totally referencing that article so I can do my best to not fuck them up horribly.

Did you hear about him trying to project his new video on the front of The Alamo? He just can't stop being an obnoxious, entitled asshat.