ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets
ValeriesDancingMuppets

To be fair, I'm pretty sure that Kanye lost a lot of respect from the general public way before he got involved with Kim.

I don't care how many murders were committed... no place in New York near the subway would go for less than $1000 a month.

Clearly because you didn't baptize him because you're a horrible parent.

You stop that right there. Birth control is just a fancy way of saying whore pellets and abortion is a shortened version of angel killer.

The vagina part of that chastity belt looks like a really surprised cartoon face looking down. I can't not see it now.

There's a Canadian version?!?!?

Either I missed the funny shows, or I have no sense of humor bc everyfuckingtime I watched that show, I would curl up in a ball and cry at the end.

same.

I'm hoping (and assuming) they consent to both. I know it always starts with them thinking they're being filmed for a documentary on alcohol/drug abuse. I'm assuming they have to then consent again once they realize what the show actually is.

I am equally obsessed with both shows. I think they're fascinating and while even though they're doing it for profit (not so great), they are really helping people (super great... at least about 67% of the time).

Nah, pretty much every photo I've seen of her lately looks like this. We can get into the philosophical discussion about how Hollywood forces women to go to great lengths to stay young and yada yada. It's 100% true and disheartening, but guurlll... you HAVE to have a mirror.

I know... sad, right?

Ahhhh, now I see where your name comes from. I dig it.

Same here. Lost 35 pounds and went from a C to a B while still maintaining a big ol' butt. I considered getting implants, but in the end didn't want to go under the knife.

Not just you.

Who knows. A girl in my office got breast implants and then immediately after was diagnosed with Lou Gherig's disease. There's a small link between the two but the doctors were all too nervous to make the connection with any real conviction. I feel like anytime you go under the knife, there's always a possibility that

I typically drink lots of wine. Must mean I'm on the biblical diet too. I like this diet.

First thing I thought of when I read that.

I'm sure your chicken legs are lovely!

That is horrifying and I'll definitely start looking into it more.