Big ups to us thick thighed ladies.

Hmmmm... I was worried about that. I tend to have the majority of my weight in my thighs. I'm so so so awful at returning online things that don't fit I'm afraid I'm just going to have to try and find something like this in person.

A girlfriend of mine said the same thing. I've tried them. I just can't.

Hahaha I doubt that's it, but on behalf of all of America we thank you for the compliment.

It's the opposite here. Non applicators are much more difficult to find.

Watch it. It's absolutely horrible and amazing at the same time.

I've heard mixed reviews. I wanna give them a shot, but I don't understand how you know when it needs to be removed? Is there overflowing issues? Don't judge my ignorance. I just don't understand how they work.

I went from thinking about tampons to this instantaneously:

Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I don't know how Frances Bean turned out so damn normal after the death of her father and her batshit insane mother. I love her. Also, shitting on a Kardashian/Jenner for being a self absorbed asshat always earns points in my book.

You had me at fan-fan.

I mean, I have no problem poking around in there while I'm not on my period (my analogies will never be as good as the rest of yours) but just not a fan during.

Well I guess I never really thought of it that way. I won't stop using them, but maybe I'll just add a recycle bin in my bathroom. And tell Mr. DancingMuppets to never look in that direction.

I'll protect you.

These are such a load of shit. Why anyone would prefer to *not* use an applicator is beyond me.

Ummmm the British know that they created The Only Way is Essex, no?

I need this. How does the sizing run?

I WANT NOW.

I like your name. I wanna name my first born daughter Penny.

OMG does that come in navy? I promise I won't wear it if you're around. I haven't worn a one piece in a long time but I'm looking for exactly this suit in navy or black for my trip in a few weeks.

I will wear ANYTHING with an anchor