If my middle school nephew accidentally sees a peeking bra strap he seems to forget everything he's ever learned instantaneously.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Who is it supposed to be hosted by?

Now I have the 14 year old tingles Anna was talking about.

Oh, I agree with you 100% on all of that.

Well, I mean... she DID cheat on him and got busted all over gossip websites and magazines. Photos and all. I'm assuming that has more to do with it that anything else.

OMG sooooo cute! Also, great way to make a waist look half the size.

Here are some really good casual dresses. Maxis are the most comfortable for me, and I'm assuming would be for you as well since you have that fear of people seeing up your dress. (also, I promise, as long as you're not climbing out of an SUV wasted, with no panties on like LiLo or Paris Hilton, no one will see up…

Can you wear really fab pants to your cousin's wedding or will some family members be pearl clutching? I'm a huge fan of a really chic pair of pants. The one below might be a bit too casual, but something like this will ALWAYS be in style.

Now, I can't speak for DD boobs, because I've been a part of the itty bitty titty committee my entire life. What I can speak to is a larger bottom and small waist. I told another commenter that Gap jeans, since the redesign in their product, fit me better than anywhere else. They're also relatively cheap and ALWAYS…

Hahaha you're funny.

Oooohhhhh I see. Like too tall even for the tall sizes too tall?

I'm not sure why that would hinder your balling on a budget... but just to let you know, I always appreciate a nice, fat ass. Have one myself that I am quite proud of. You could probably say I'm more of an L.A. face with an Oakland booty kinda gal.

I'm assuming the alcohol would be more of a fire hazard than the bras, but I'm no city inspector, so what do I know?

I never used to dress like this. Mostly, I think because I grew up in the midwest and we just didn't dress this way. I think it's a very New England inspired look. Now that I'm an east coaster, you can pry my oxford shirt and boat shoes out of my cold, dead hands. It will always be in style (I hope) and will always be…

Yes and yes. But it also looks pretty damn fantastic.

I do care, because I enjoy fashion while also understanding that some people just don't give a fuck and that's fine with me too. I'm just saying, it's very easy to ball on a budget.

The shirt I'm wearing cost me $6 and I look fabulous.

I like you.

Here's lots.