No, no. It's ok. I love our housekeepers just as much as I love Mr. DancingMuppets. You can admit it. Coming home from work on Wednesday evening to a spotless home is the best.

That's just genius.

Not the best choice for mid-May.

Well she did get reconstructed breasts via implants, so I don't think she'll have to worry about that.

Probably the greatest thing I've seen all day.

Knowing that Ryan Gosling is in Detroit makes me sad I moved away 7 years ago.

The Once soundtrack and Otis Redding radio are my go-tos for cooking/drinking wine music.

She's beautiful and talented and I hope you had the opportunity to see her perform in Once on Broadway. Don't ever read the comments/tweets. They're the worst.

He looks like a mix between a donkey and one of these mop dogs. I LOVE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS!

Ha! I laughed and woke up Mr. DancingMuppets.

That picture is everything.

same.

I know you're right, I just can't imagine that I can make fake hair look that good on my head. They also have professionals.

Oh, it's always uncomfortable and totally awful to watch, but I'm just one of those weirdos that can't look away from something totally uncomfortable and totally awful. I also laugh uncontrollably when somebody says something inappropriate. I don't know why.

Probably not, but I'm super jealous of their hair.

Hahaha I can't help it. I'm also fascinated by hoarders. But that might just be good TV.

Omg. I KNEW I would find at least one other person!

While my immediate reaction is that she's absolutely clueless and a complete moron, I can't help but be fascinated with people like her. I mean, serial killers get love letters in prison, no? What happens to you in life, or in your unbalanced mind to turn you into, not only an apologist for someone who commits heinous…

You MUST watch The Only Way is Essex, then. It's a horribly trashy reality show that puts The Jersey Shore kids to shame and is more scripted and horribly acted than The Hills, but they all talk like that. Totally worth it.

Except that Scientologists don't believe peacefully at all. Once you're in, you're in for life. If you do attempt to leave the church, they intimidate the fuck out of you and threaten your life along with cutting you off entirely from everyone you've ever known.