I'm still not over Blue Ivy. Everyone makes fun of me when I say this, but I was CONVINCED Bey and J were going to name their baby something beautiful and not at all ridiculous.

I like you.

I love Queen Latifa. I HATE peplum.

Oh absolutely! And she did out him twice according to Google. I'm assuming it had more to do with getting some attention/back in the spotlight and less to do with being a vindictive bitch, but she's still an asshole.

I don't care what anybody says. I loved Nick and Jessica together and wished they were still together. There, I said it.

Didn't Carrie Fisher already out John Travolta or am i thinking of someone else?

It's still a million times more wonderfully delicious than most fads like kale and quinoa. I'll take a little consumerist excess for some bacon.

Your grandmother sounds like a fantastic woman.

You win all the internets just for being so damn sweet. You and your wife are very lucky people to have found each other.

There is definitely a way to pull off pregnant yet sexy. Kim has unfortunately not figured it out. She annoys the hell out of me, but I can't help but feel awful for her with all the horrifying body snark she's had throughout her entire pregnancy.

It's Khloe with a K. Everything in the Kardashian family starts with a K. Like Kollection and Konstipation.

It's not something that's easy to deal with but CONGRATULATIONS on your new baby and your future niece/nephew.

My dog has yet to make an audible fart in 6 and a half years. But OMG do you know when she has her silent farts.

At first I was worried, but after reading the whole post I feel better. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off the cuddle the shit out of my dog and gain more of her healthy skin crawlies all over me.

What is her work exactly?

I'm assuming it's because he's outspoken and loud and will tell anyone who he believes to be an idiot that they are, in fact, an idiot. I think the American public expects overweight people to be jolly and cutesy. When they're not, they get flack.

Right?! I was just scrolling down to comment on that. Can't he be doing it for both? What's so wrong with that?

I have always had a thing for Leo, but that photo of Robert Redford?? DAMN. I need that man in my pants... er I mean life.

Oh my goodness, that child Dannielynn looks JUST like her mother.

As a former NSync superfan, I was pretty appalled by this as well.