too late, prices have already started to rise on anything not rusted to hell

The De Tomaso Pantera

I loved it when they thought the smell was the amplifier at first. Then OH DEAR LORD IT WAS SO MUCH WORSE.

I’m guessing they’re one in the same.

No comments for you!

What is taco soup? Does it taste good?

I forgot to submit this yesterday:

Actually, the outer metal core of the earth is liquid but the inner core is solid because the extreme pressure just packs the molecules so tightly that the material stays sold.

Nokia 3310.

Palmer’s website being down has nothing to do with karma. It is because all of these people are flooding the server trying to visit it. I was one of them this morning. So while the website issue isn’t karma related, I have a feeling there’s going to be plenty of karma coming Mr. Parker’s way. Pleeeenty....

Nope, 9 and 1.

A 6 and 4 cylinder combo would be relatively boring, so I’m over here imagining you both have 5 cylinder weirdos.

People are wising up to the fiscal scam that is the Olympics....the athletic competitions are great, as are the pay-outs for the organizers and contractors building the venues, but the financial “benefits” for the host city? Not so much.

If LA were to host, would California be able to handle it given the water/drought situation?

My son was IVF, and without it he wouldn’t be here. It took 5 years to conceive him with several very expensive attempts. He was born with many congenital defects including missing some vertebrae in his neck. He had a spinal fusion at 14 months and is 9 now, but cannot and never will be able to turn his head. When we…

Your excellent writing style tells me you could write about this one day, and people would read it.

I’ll grant that mayo deserves the fight to exist, merely for thousand island dressing, but whoever came up with the idea to 1) include mayo on burgers and 2) not always include that fact on the menu can just go fuck themselves straight to hell.