Mayonnaise. Utterly disgusting and I don’t like to look at it, let alone smell it. It tends to limit my sandwich orders because I’m not always in a mood to interrogate the waitstaff about what’s in the ‘creamy signature sauce’ just to make sure my lunch isn’t smeared with Satan’s own ejaculate.

I do not recommend hitting any of the Hells Angels with your vehicle. Or really anyone else, for that matter.

This is all a misunderstanding. The biker didn’t break the glass because he was filming the Hell’s Angels. The biker broke it for filming in portrait mode.

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What a stupid headline

“Your cow patty is a goddamn ecosystem.”

Exactly. That’s why in the lede photo, there’s a San Bernadino Police* motorcycle in the background.

Its your fucking life, but if you don’t die in that crash and end up maimed for rest of your miserable libertarian life, you’ll be on medicare, which is MY FUCKING TAX MONEY.

So if you don’t wear seat belt because it’s your life, MAKE FUCKING SURE YOU DIE.

Absolutely. I hopped in my truck at the grocery store and drove walking speed maybe 30 yards over to the gas pumps, fully within the parking lot at all times.

I still can't wrap my head around getting in a car without putting on your seatbelt.

Old news is old.

Great. Catching people texting while they are waiting for lights to change is going to make our roads so much safer.

ugh yes, especially if you’ve got fruit in there. the inside of my closet in my old apartment has blackberry stains all over the place, i’ve blown out a batch of mead at least 3 times. a little bit of fruit or something plugs the bubbler and if you’re lucky it will just pop off and ruin your mead. at worst, it will…

Ew

Looks like mead’s back on the menu, boys!

That’s 1.59 g’s of average acceleration.

Jalop headline has a character limit.

Students of the University of Stuttgart had enough of the fact that the electric acceleration record ended up on the shelf of students from ETH Zürich and Lucerne University of Applied Sciences and Arts, so they built their own racer that was good enough to beat them by a mere 0.006 seconds.