My mother’s been a piece of garbage to me my whole life. It was not hard at all. The hard part is sometimes I still have to talk to her. I will be very glad once I don’t know if she’s alive or not.

It cums with U2 already inside of you.

Jesus Christ stay the fuck away from me.

I have successfully used a kubaton in self defense in the past, and so I carry a self defense pen with a fisher space pen insert (for the upside-down writing opportunities I have so often). You know what’s fucking stupid though? Carrying around a fucking GUN all the time.

They didn’t need a reason before, why is this any worse?

Yeah I found that out today. I integrate with Hangouts so that is fine with me. Now my question is if I start using Google Fi and then decide I want to change back again, do I still get to keep my Google Voice number and using as I had before?

Dammit I knew there was a catch in there somewhere. These features are the reason I use Google Voice.

homomologoliaphobic, yes.

BRING BACK HOMOMOLOGOLIGATION!

You take that back. I’ve got a reputation to uphold.

They couldn’t get their WiFi to work, so they called us and I came out. When I showed up they told me to watch out cuz there was a guy outside their house earlier who was half naked and yelling at people. I thought that was a bit strange, but things seemed otherwise okay. So I get into their mudroom (or whatever you…

Yes, they are most certainly still in business.

You got me on pins and needles.

Yeah, I realize you’re not a storyteller, but you’re gonna have to get more into detail on that one.

From this perspective, it looks like all this guy can see is the top of the windshield.

I genuinely didn’t know at the time that it was illegal, otherwise I would have done something about it. I did have a job that turned out to be a meth lab, and I left and called child services and the police when their baby came crawling into the room. That makes up for it, right? God that place was awful.

It wasn’t hard.

Given all of those charts together, I’m more ready to say fuck you Arizona.

I don’t always press wildflowers, but when I do, I do it in front of a Scottish flag.