Just tried it and it doesn’t work with my tattoos.

I lived in Cape Girardeau and the story I heard is very, very close to the article.

It will be the epicenter of what would be one of the largest earthquakes in history.

More like WANG paper clips, amirite?

I’m getting tired of explaining to people why I’m laughing at scissors.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what does, and what does not, look like men’s junk. Glad my gift can finally do some good.

I was angered by your post, but I feel convinced through the sheer amount of exclamation points. Who wouldn’t be convinced ‽

I can see that. I’m just saying is there a way they could have made it that didn’t look like gentlemen’s vegetables?

This isn’t real. Is this real? This can’t be real. Who thought a cock n’ balls paperclip was a good idea?

As a Returned Peace Corps Volunteer, this looks like the most magical thing I’ve ever seen. Way better than a bucket and rocks for sure.

A guy can’t water his apple plants without everybody making a big fuss.

No, signing up for a service or app in order to pay is not the same as just taking a credit card.

Um no. I’ll get it when it is available to pay for with money and watch in a browser or app of some kind.

Personally I wait until I rent it, but I’m saying they can’t be surprised people are stealing it instead.

I’m pretty sure the pressure here at speed is also a problem.

Not impossible. I said that you can pay in doubloons. Super convenient!

No, I am hating on HBO. Apple can do whatever they want.