Wow, these used older Morgans are way cheaper than the new ones.

Yeah I was using sarcasm because I was making fun of people from Florida.

Wow. I've seen a lot of shit on this site and a lot of hate in the comments but that is super offensive to the Scottish people.

I know, this is my favorite thing on Jalop by far.

OHHOHOHOHO MAN! *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Given the problems with gas and inflation they are having right now, I'm gonna say one of these:

I very much prefer the scanner via bluetooth and dash cam on my phone. Maybe a good gift idea would be the world's best phone mount? http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B007FHX9OK I also use

Oh man, make this autonomous and run on hydrogen to power graphene super batteries and you can lock this shit right in the vault next to the arc of the covenant, never to be heard from again.

Woah, I know someone who owns one of these!

Random canal? I'm pretty sure a good bit of thought was put into which canal it was.

My condolences.

Hey Ken, what's the chances you could convince Ford to make a 4WD production hoonmobile?

I have a '13 and it is fantastic. Couldn't recommend it more. I hear you on the under 40 bit, but it will actually handle mountain twisties with lots of "shifting" pretty well, and I just did a 300 mile trip and got back with 34 mpg showing on the dash. (no interstate)

I will take a picture with mine the next time snow is on the ground. It really doesn't have any trouble pulling out of a slide at 45+ in the snow. (I had to get the base one, cuz they don't make the wagon, and I needed wagon)

I figured they'd come with a 2-wire RJ-14 in the back bumper so you could run a line to one of these:

Is that a thing? Please tell me that's a joke. What idiot would buy something on credit that they are upside down on for like 90% of it?

I haven't found any Alfa attractive since '87.