In Turkey, siphon pumps you!

Because everyone likes pictures. My grandpa said its failure was because "it was before its time" and described the trunk opening when it went in reverse as "a safety feature most people wouldn't understand"

Yeah no. How about Google just start charging me for the service, and then they can use that revenue stream to improve it? Google voice is more of a service than an app, unlike hangouts. I don't see it being ported very easily. Using hangouts when I receive GV calls has been a pain for me so far, so it sounds…

OMFG that's so much work. You underestimate my lazy, sir. You DO know that I have all of my PCs hooked up to TVs in my house, don't you? What you're describing in a way that makes it simple is to buy a pre-built, which is exactly what I've described in my original post. Congratulations on being super condescending…

I was a test tube baby, not IVF. My brother was one of the first. (My dad is sterile) The company that did it told my mom that for me, they could verify the sex before impregnation. My mom really wanted a girl, and so she paid more for me than she did for our house. But I was born a boy, because they screwed up. …

My google voice has been jacked all day today.

I have been working in IT for over a decade, and I'm a professional coder/software designer. I CAN build my own PC, I've done it many hundreds of times (literally). So guess what I don't wanna fuck with when I get home? Also, I don't really want to give Microsoft a benjamin just so I can play some games and watch…

I'm a grown ass man and I've got shit to do. I'm not going to dick around with all that. Too lazy. Shut up and take my money and give me something out of the box.

So I can't be the only one doing this. I have been saving my money to buy a truly badass steam machine when they launch (I like the origin one, but I'm still keeping my options open) and foregoing consoles from now on. I'm pretty hyped for this, actually. I don't even care if the controller sucks at first, because…

I have a feeling "Truthsader>666" is just a troll (just guessing from the name and the stupidity spewing from them), but I still wish I could double-recommend GDSmith's reply.

What about Liam Neesons tho?

So every time I want to see one of these I really only think about how I'd love to see someone put the same amount of positive camber onto like a jeep wrangler and watch it just flop over on its side around corners over and over again. A vine would be best, with like 4 solid flops and slides. Get on that, internet.

As if you needed any more reasons. Those poor, frozen bastards.

Neat, but I imagine just like in this picture there would be far fewer stars.

Couple of quick follow up questions you don't answer in your article:

Alternate title: James May is Mad Because BMW Took M6 Around Nürburgring.