Apparently New Balance wants to wake us up.

Oh good he has a battleaxe. It'll be fine then.

Is it okay to take a picture of a Masshole? They're hard to avoid.

Yeah, so Giz can rail for days about how they don't like those heat maps of the US, but they can re-post crap like this that:

The image above disagrees with you, but ok. Like I said I've never heard of it.

Something called WD LIVE TV can't watch live TV?

I work in an office with little cabins as well. It's neat I guess. Inside ours are the bigwigs offices. Director level and up. It gives them a door to shut, I suppose. They have cedar shake roofs and windows with shutters and the insides are designed however they like. Our offices are in a giant single story warehouse…

No problem, it was a fair point.

blind people tend to not wear headphones (or even a single earbud) while walking around. They use those things a lot.

The fact that I found your post in order to be able to recommend it was a struggle. Like 4 clicks, and I seriously doubt anyone besides you will read this post unless by some miracle it is also recommended.

I'll tell 'em Freedom sent me.

For those of us in Missouri:

This isn't my exact brand, but it's easily my favorite pen in the collection.

Hell, try this with a suzuki samurai...

Penises? How vulgar.

My name is John Tom Baseball and I'm offended by your remark.