So I don't really have any reason to lie (although Gawker comment famous is the TRUE famous).

OK, so I agree with you. However, I don't really need it to handle better or brake better than my Impreza currently does.

I think it would take a pretty terrible person to look another person in the face and say "gross!" and run away.

According to webmd, only if it's on your scalp, which I now assume is why her hair was falling out. A classic symptom.

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People are a lot more interesting than most people know. There's a lot of weirdos out there, which you'll meet if you say yes to every date.

I'm surprised more people don't do it. It's not like it costs you anything. My little sister is very attractive (although it might just be cuz I'm looking through big brother eyes) and she gets asked out a lot. By following this rule she also has a lot of good stories to tell, and a lot of free meals. It's just…

yeah Kinja actually didn't include my second gif:

MUCH balder, and the makeup was nowhere near that well done.

She gets too turned on by the triangles TRIANGLES!

Ok, someone answer my question as simply as they can without flipping their shit:

Marriage.

Oh my fuck me you do not know what you're getting into asking for this. This one is mine:

Ok, I realize that the actual name of this exercise is Nice Price or Crack Pipe, but are you fucking high?

Yeah, really makes you look like an ass...

God damn it I hate it when someone starts a pun war and can't finish it.

No one gives a shit about your comment.

Yeah, like 500 of them.