A. Move to the midwest (this is the option I have chosen, apparently)

You must have been watching on NBC.

Apparently any one that belongs to me. I'm sure it's the car. Who could reject this:

And when the Canadians cheat against the US. Women's hockey = cheating, apparently.

A circular window so 3 wiper blades can just spin?

I don't know about all that but I've been reading recently about how bears shit in the woods!

No joke, the way that this made me think about how this would make a good FPS map made me stop and reflect about the reality of war.

...High top sneakers, which will keep Izzy from being stranded in a half inch of snow...

"We were at a State Fair in Dallas, aftermarket shows and events like that are a little different than big shows like this, and this four hundred pound dude comes up to us with a half-eaten turkey leg in hand, wearing nothing but denim overalls, and yells 'WHERE THE BIKINIS AT?' I wasn't sure how to answer that one."

Holy Crap, one of the brothers died in a motorcycle stunt accident!

Thanks, 1993 Guinness Book of World Records. You made me think the world was a very different place as a child.

I assume you mean this:

It would be Hella Nice if there was a video of her doing some handbrake turns.

I hive half a mind to report you for that pun, honey!

Thanks, Bill Nye!

So you're saying...Chevy can't even engineer a dome that doesn't collapse in on itself?

People like you are the reason the future isn't happening.

Domes = Future.

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