Being Ginger.

This kid could probably have used a tracker.

I have autism, but my parents were abusive to me as a child. Should I have needed to run away from them they could have tracked me.

I didn't realize answering Kinja comments was a feature. That should have been covered in the article.

Put it in a motorcycle!

BUAHAHAHAHA! Double-recommend this shit right here!

Gizmodo needs a subsection for NSA called, "The NSA is full of narrow minded dicks without a moral compass." and then has articles explaining how they are such dicks. It would be much more efficient that way.

It's not just chargebacks, it's better for everything.

And they continue to threat to push back the chip & pin implementation requirement of mid-2015!

Stays right side up, too!

Your reply made me sigh audibly.

I'm pretty sure that this didn't catch on because our urban roads are an EPIC WASTELAND of potholes and marauding bandits, which is why we got SUVs instead.

A douchebag that knows to pour poison downstream from my drinking water.

I like your idea, but I doubt its feasibility. Show some pics of someone doing this, or yourself, or it didn't happen.

pics or it didn't happen.

You don't think so? That seems terribly misogynistic of you to say.

#terriblesolutions