No, I put MY wife in a cardboard box with wheels and tell her to get on the freeway.

Oh I forgot this was Gawker. Where people don't like jokes. I'll stop now.

This shit is pretty bad right here. They already have to suffer the indignity of working in Detroit.

Well that's interesting, because everyone else wants to replace 100 percent of their soldiers with robots.

I thought this guy was pretty awesome, and the design was exactly how things should be, until I read his wife bought a i-MiEV. Now I figure he's just a lucky idiot.

As a tall person, I have to say I don't share your enthusiasm about low back seats.

Too bad West Virginia, ya'll are a long way from knowing much of anything. I doubt Google can help your dumbasses now.

You're damn right you better hurry! I've got lots of clever quips and cat pictures, and I need to share them right now!

So I used to not look at NP/CP, but since I have started (several months now). They've all been CP. Is this a joke where it's supposed to be CP every time?

Not to be crude, but this would be easier if she had boobs.

Once we complete this alloy, we'll be able build Trogdor: The Burninator!

Rally ALL THE THINGS!

pics or it didn't happen.

Wow. This posted on the wrong article. Good job Kinja, or ZaxxonQ?

I have three quotes for you, the first two from Martin Luther King, Jr.

*If they can't read my mind now I can think about how desperate I am for modeling work...

He must be a consultant for the FCC.

I am looking up some protocols for creating my own Ad-hoc network within my own neighborhood. My neighbors and I are fairly wealthy, and I would much rather just cut out ISPs as much as I can. This sort of change is going to make a fairly convincing ROI pretty quickly.