Also, bell bottoms?

How about you just make a standard battery pack, or several different ones, and car companies could share between them. Then just have those tesla battery swap station things, like Israel attempted to do. Just don't fuck it up. Like Israel did.

If he had a Hilux, he could have driven inside.

All worship the economy!

Get a gated shifter that works like a paddle shifter (ie, without a clutch pedal). Easy as eating pie while you drive.

Relative to the size of the burritos I usually eat, that would have to be a broomstick. Which would easily get in the way of my shifter.

True, so what should they do? Give me a gated shifter, but with no clutch pedal. Then have the shifter correspond to the same button as the paddle does. Best of both worlds. Why hasn't anyone done this? You could probably do it on your own car (if you have paddles) with just a little bit of work.

I just got my dashcam in the mail today. Can't wait to attempt to be exploited!

The same shit!?!? You take that back!

I am currently campaigning to change the answer for everything from Miata to Rally, but I'm willing to compromise:

That one was easily the worst.

Don't forget GMO. Forgetting potential environmental problems (dubious), GM foods have no negative impact on health for those that eat them, other than getting fat when they eat too much of them.

7.) "They don't make them so you can service them yourself."

Only if you want your car to go frontways.

Good one. It's probably not very hard to chase down the cruiser and punch them either. They aren't very fast.

I live in Missouri. I grew up here. I lived in St. Louis for several years. This is the first I've heard of "the Cardinals Way". Seriously, who the fuck watches baseball?

Answer to everything: Rally.

Seriously. Whose grandmother did Jeremy have to offend to get his gut that small on his figurine? He probably drug the original designer out to the street and shot them in front of their children.

The length of Kotaku comments are directly proportional to the length of the article. That being said, it is also unnecessary:

The new answer to everything.