Turns out speeding is illegal here as well.

Oh I know. Here you can see Ronda showing her new work shoes, which won't get her a ticket and will allow her to make a speedy getaway from any future accidents.

In Missouri, it's illegal to drive without shoes on.

That's it. I'm changing my 'always' answer from:

I agree. It gives the mentally ill a place to work and earn money in a controlled environment while torturing the criminals in the jail at the same time.

The slow windows was because he slowed the video down. It says so in the you tube about section.

Rapa Nui

Or his mistress.

There's trolling, and then there is just crossing the line.

I just bought a new Impreza Sport. Engine is too small, but it's a great, great car. Also Golf. And the answer is always.....

My little sister totaled her car on a van that had these a month ago. Guy drove off as soon as the cops got there.

It might just be me, but it seems like the people going for insurance fraud are Chinese, where the people trying to commit suicide are the Russians. I think it says something about the cold. Or communism. Or Chinese people. Iunno, something profound though...

He got those scars from being ON FIRE during this film. Pansy ass actors today with their makeups and their stuntmens...

The one between my house and work. Last year I had a different job. That road was the worst as well. I've confirmed with several people who I work with who live in different places and they agree as well.

No Prob. Wait...you had a film festival?

A better title might have been: Jalopnik Poster Believes Flight is More Important Than It Really Is

Neutral: Do You Watch Rallycross? Why? Why Not?

So I'm here in Canada for the first time in my life, confused by all the traffic laws and metrics and such, and I am sitting in my hotel chair looking out onto Marine in Vancouver. I open up Feedly and start to go through my feed, when I start watching this. Crazy coincidence. I'm at Grouse Inn, FYI...

You missed one that went into production: