My Impreza goes through the ditch sideways and comes out the other side at 85. I did it on purpose, it's a shortcut. I learned it was okay to do because YouTube. Asshat.

No love for Subaru? Really? 45% up is way more interesting than whatever the hell Honda is doing.

Oh, and so close to making in time for the "worst renders ever" list.

Until I got to city streets, I didn't even know mine had the ability to go front-ways.

A much shorter list: The most underpriced cars.

I just wanna say this is my favorite thing that Jalopnik does. It's like a game where the prize is being Batman. There should be a member's only section of the site called Jalopnik: Vigilante Edition where we locate and steal stolen cars back and give them back to their owners.

Good lord look at all the comments. I have a personal story:

Yes, I understand the concept of urban density.

200HP/L!?!? That's nutz. And a curb weight of only 1,450 kg to boot! That's a production car! I just bought a brand new 2013 Impreza, and I immediately regret it. 0-60 in less than 4 is the stuff tiny engine dreams are made of. I would be interested to see what is possible in aftermarket tuning. I thought you…

That makes me pose a question that is not easily google-able/verify-able. What is the most horsepower per liter a car has ever had? And which one of those weighs the least? RX-8? I'll bet it'd make for a fun list to drive, to say the least!

You were saying?

Good lord. If you had nuts like that you wouldn't take shit from anyone either!

Seriously, what do they do when it snows? Is it illegal to drive at all? If your car has a strange wheelbase and you have tire scrubbing, is that okay? I can't imagine this is a law where so many people live on dirt roads. Methinks those starkers have cracked a fruity for sure. Heaps mental, heaps.

1st Gear: Induction charging is actually pretty bad for the long term life of your battery. Don't you guys read Gizmodo?

You missed one:

I'm going to be honest with you, I know it's supposed to be electric but it smells like pure gasoline.

Easy enough...Juke GT-R?

So usually I would agree with you, but for holidays you have to do it the american way. Otherwise you can't celebrate 4/20 or 3/14 either. If you want weed and pie, then you gotta come to America...

I hate all the GT badges on trunks. Is it a GT? Really!?!? F-ing prove it. Let's have a touring car race and see how that Dodge Dart GT makes out. Liars.

Tailgating is a sign of clingy women.