The same shit!?!? You take that back!

I am currently campaigning to change the answer for everything from Miata to Rally, but I'm willing to compromise:

That one was easily the worst.

Don't forget GMO. Forgetting potential environmental problems (dubious), GM foods have no negative impact on health for those that eat them, other than getting fat when they eat too much of them.

7.) "They don't make them so you can service them yourself."

Only if you want your car to go frontways.

Good one. It's probably not very hard to chase down the cruiser and punch them either. They aren't very fast.

I live in Missouri. I grew up here. I lived in St. Louis for several years. This is the first I've heard of "the Cardinals Way". Seriously, who the fuck watches baseball?

Answer to everything: Rally.

Seriously. Whose grandmother did Jeremy have to offend to get his gut that small on his figurine? He probably drug the original designer out to the street and shot them in front of their children.

The length of Kotaku comments are directly proportional to the length of the article. That being said, it is also unnecessary:

The new answer to everything.

Turns out speeding is illegal here as well.

Oh I know. Here you can see Ronda showing her new work shoes, which won't get her a ticket and will allow her to make a speedy getaway from any future accidents.

In Missouri, it's illegal to drive without shoes on.

That's it. I'm changing my 'always' answer from:

I agree. It gives the mentally ill a place to work and earn money in a controlled environment while torturing the criminals in the jail at the same time.

The slow windows was because he slowed the video down. It says so in the you tube about section.

Rapa Nui

Or his mistress.