There's trolling, and then there is just crossing the line.

I just bought a new Impreza Sport. Engine is too small, but it's a great, great car. Also Golf. And the answer is always.....

My little sister totaled her car on a van that had these a month ago. Guy drove off as soon as the cops got there.

It might just be me, but it seems like the people going for insurance fraud are Chinese, where the people trying to commit suicide are the Russians. I think it says something about the cold. Or communism. Or Chinese people. Iunno, something profound though...

He got those scars from being ON FIRE during this film. Pansy ass actors today with their makeups and their stuntmens...

The one between my house and work. Last year I had a different job. That road was the worst as well. I've confirmed with several people who I work with who live in different places and they agree as well.

No Prob. Wait...you had a film festival?

A better title might have been: Jalopnik Poster Believes Flight is More Important Than It Really Is

Neutral: Do You Watch Rallycross? Why? Why Not?

So I'm here in Canada for the first time in my life, confused by all the traffic laws and metrics and such, and I am sitting in my hotel chair looking out onto Marine in Vancouver. I open up Feedly and start to go through my feed, when I start watching this. Crazy coincidence. I'm at Grouse Inn, FYI...

You missed one that went into production:

My Impreza goes through the ditch sideways and comes out the other side at 85. I did it on purpose, it's a shortcut. I learned it was okay to do because YouTube. Asshat.

No love for Subaru? Really? 45% up is way more interesting than whatever the hell Honda is doing.

Oh, and so close to making in time for the "worst renders ever" list.

Until I got to city streets, I didn't even know mine had the ability to go front-ways.

A much shorter list: The most underpriced cars.

I just wanna say this is my favorite thing that Jalopnik does. It's like a game where the prize is being Batman. There should be a member's only section of the site called Jalopnik: Vigilante Edition where we locate and steal stolen cars back and give them back to their owners.

Good lord look at all the comments. I have a personal story:

Yes, I understand the concept of urban density.