I wish more men could realize that their suffering is due to patriarchal values, not because women are evil bitches. The sooner they do it, the sooner more women will take them as a partner.

If ever there was a role that just screamed "Katherine Heigl," this is it.

I'm involuntarily not thin. I lack the innate ability to personally take the steps to lower my weight and get thin and hot. Because of this, my life has been harder in many ways, and I've been denied the right to a full and happy life so achievable to thin people. I demand the government buy me a nutritionist, a…

Involuntarily celibate? Oy. Another dude who thinks getting laid is something to which he is automatically entitled but is somehow unjustly denied.

My thoughts precisely. I've (inadvertently) listened to/read a bunch of interviews with them this week, and that's my takeaway, too. Thanks for wording it so eloquently.

Oh, Courtney, how did this happen.

I feel sorry for people that feel bodily fluids are disgusting, because they aren't. I am not talking about waste, mind you. And i am definitely not ok with a guy that just blew his wad in/on me and then can't hide his disgust with my 'unclean body'.

I'm just imagining wearing a dress where I can carry a house key, a credit card, and ID unnoticed. It's a beautiful fantasy.

Man I wish they knew to focus on the types of bacteria rather than the number of bacteria. Numbers of bacteria is irrelevant to human health. You only need one bad bug to make you sick, just like your intestines host millions of bacteria that help you digest your food. Scare tactics much? Sensationalism isn't…

"A confident bigger lady is always more attractive than a timid stick insect."

I hate to burst Star's bubble (okay, no, I don't), but pretty much all white children look alike at 2.

i don't necessarily get the feeling that she is telling everyone to believe that pain = love, but rather, that she is expressing that this is what you believe in an abusive relationship. I take it you have never been in an abusive relationship by your "you just need compatibility compassion and support" response. Of…

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE TROLLS IN THE GREY DAMN.

Even if sex did make your vagina looser (which it doesn't), I never understand why people would say that 'whores' have loose vaginas but monogamous women don't. I mean, whether you fuck your husband 100 times a year or 100 guys once each a year you're still getting the same amount of 'vagina-loosening' sex.

Pretty much every word out of this dude's mouth makes me never want to have sex with him ever.

I totally agree that dick shaming is an unnecessary way to end this article. I also think your description of sex makes me never want to have sex again.

Formerly, Xenu bless you and keep you.

Even if Suri Cruise DID have a fashion line, it would be 100% bullshit. Seven-year-old girls don't buy their own clothes. Someone else buys them and likely does most of the "picking out." If given free rein, my 7-year-old would dress like a drug-addled disco hobo.

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have a "marriage in crisis," and a source claims that while he is a good dad, he's obsessed with work and Jen has to turn down jobs in order to keep the family together.