I used to work with a group of single straight guys here in man-starved NYC, and it entertained me to no end hearing them discuss numerous pathetic strategems for picking up women. ("Walk a dog in the park! Chicks love dogs!" "Talk to the hot Latina in Spanish!" etc.) My advice to them included the following simple…

The problem is that we call it "domestic violence" and tuck it away into it's own special little niche that somehow supposedly has different rules. If a man hits another man, it's assault and battery. If a man hits a woman related to him, it's "domestic violence". If a person on the street hears a loud argument…

As an Independent female voter with a brain in Greensboro, NC, I am less offended by Voller's use of the word "rape" than by Republicans' strong-arm tactics that will lead to suffering for women and those who are vulnerable. Let's recap recent bills proposed by our new Republican controlled legislature, shall we:

Look, I get that it is a hot controversy right now, but the definition of the word rape includes the context in which he used it. Just uttering the word rape does not merit outrage. Trying to define what rape means or when something counts as rape is when we need to be pissed. For those of you who disagree that it is…

I guess I'm not fancy enough to know that...

BUT HIS FACE HAS GOUT.

I also think it was likely a dude who tossed the condom wrapper in that pot under the stove. I see the dude thinking process: I have trash. Trash go in can. I don't see can. Oh look. Here is pot. Pot is like can. Cool. I am a awesome! I deserve a beer! I had to explain to my SO this weekend why we don't leave empty…

Whoa-ho! Calm down, sister! No one was having sex in the kitchen, I was just swallowing condoms after filling them with the crystal meth I had just cooked in there. Sorry I left the wrapper but you know how those fumes get me all coo-coo crazy forgetful.

Maybe I'm reading too much into my perception of your tone, but I don't know why you're being snarky about this. It's a legitimate problem that is well-documented and is certainly acknowledged within climate change/gender organizations and experts.

Yessss, I feel your pain. I have a coworker like that - aren't they just awful? Not only will she take credit for the work I do cleaning up after her messes, but will just as quickly throw me under the bus if management takes issue with how I handled a project (that should have been hers to begin with). I either…

Honestly, I'm a large part Cheapskate. Not because I'm broke or because I don't like spending money but because it's GD bullshit that I'm expected to toss in 10$ every time the office has a new pet cause and I really don't like any of them. I hate getting strong armed into donating for some stupid reason

She knew more about female anatomy than any current HS teacher in this country.

Isn't it "Keaton" rather than "Keeton"? Not that I've never published a typo, but when it's in the name of the person about whom the post was written that seems... I don't know, lazy?

Drunk Laura Beck showed up on Jezebel to write about Diane Keaton, who she wants to marry but wouldn't legally be permitted to do so because the registrar would be, like, uh, who's this "Keeton" person?

omg. keeton>???? really????wth?? Check your work!!!

Copy, please. Does no one do copy?

OMG, Jezebel editors, HOW could you misspell Diane Keaton's name? That is such an ultra-fail, I don't know what else to say. Fix it.

really? really. are you serious right now.

A big difference between Weiner and the Republicans who engage in this nonsense is Weiner doesn't belong to a party that shouts "FAMILY VALUES!!!!!!!" from the rooftops.

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