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sorry to be this person laura, but "(That's if their not too busy tossing the caber into the loch.)" should be "they're".

Who broke up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore? THURSTON MOORE. Unless I'm mistaken, he was a willing participant in this and made those decisions that lead to his own breakup. I'm really disappointed that Jezebel would slut shame this woman, who now lives in internet infamy as a home wrecker. ugh ugh ugh.

Sorry, but the Dartmouth prospects used it properly:

"This is by no means the most effective way to address the issue. Do you realize that by telling highly impressionable prospective students that Dartmouth condones sexist and racist behavior that the only kids who are going to enroll are the ones not bothered by the status quo?"

It took me a second to even realize what this was. I thought it was a slur against cannibals at first.

This is so true. I always hear men around me say, "I wish a woman would be direct with me!" and then I disagree with them on something openly and respectfully and their fragile egos can't take it. I am pretty blunt by nature but only once has anyone told me that said honesty was sexy. I wish more men thought like him.

Ugh, God yes. They want "honest communication," but by that they really mean "no communication." This is just based on my experience as well, which I am sure is skewed since I'm young. It's like when I'm direct, they're just upset we have to talk about something. But when they're upset? Not only is the communication…

"It's true: Men can't read women's emotions, study confirms."

Blonde Woman: "Do you know my name?!?"

You know, what I would say would be to try to think from the other person's perspective. How are they viewing the issue? Try to think like them and respond accordingly, without losing your own perspective as well; it's a form of empathy, I think. Might help.

Those smart ladies probably didn't bother to attend this speech. They were too busy stocking up on birth control, fornicating outside marriage, and pondering which poor bloke to emasculate next with their shrill feminist diatribes.

Maybe she means repellant to douchnozzles. When you're more educated or stay on the market long enough you know how to spot assholes better or know what you're looking for in a partner.

Maybe they could get Jeremy Irons to perform the ceremony.

Goes for both genders, I've learned as a desperate dude.

The obvious solution is for him to marry his mom.

Look, nice lady I've never met: what you want(ed) is not what I want(ed).

I want to work. A lot. Like ... I'm working adjacent to my field right now, but not in it, and I feel really bad about myself.

Write back, "I have friends who take pride in their kindness, affection, and general all-around goodness. You are not one of them."

Hey, silver lining for the first writer: she dodged a bullet by not being in this person's bridal party. A friend of mine was recently in a wedding, and the bride continually put her down for being too pale, and for the alterations that my friend needed to make to her dress so that it fit her correctly. My friend was…