Eh, it's already clear that over-the-top conservatism is on the way out, thanks to demographic shifts. This kind of crap only helps: who wants to subscribe to a worldview that takes away your music? (Although personally, I could do without just about everyone on this list other than RATM.) Bring on the…

This was part of the lead picture and then they replaced it, so now my comment makes no sense! Perhaps I'll make irrelevant body-part comments all day long.

Bunion.

The love child of Jenny Garth and Christina Applegate.

Dead volcano?

David Foster Wallace wrote a (long) essay about taking cruises, entitled "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again."

Sad eyes.

A supposedly fun top-ten list I'll never read again.

I really wish there had been a warning at the top of the article telling me to avoid scrolling down if I didn't want to see horrifying images that I'll never be able to erase from my brain and that will haunt me for years.

I love the look on the face of the woman behind Miss Size 10. It's kind of pitying: "Oh, sweetie, NOTHING justifies eating Grape Nuts."

The "cicada basics" above just answered a question I've had for years. When I was a kid in the southeast, we'd have cicadas screaming outdoors non-stop just about every summer. People always say they're on a 17-year cycle, so how the hell were they doing their thing every damn year?

And presumably, you weren't even high.

The problem with child-resistant packaging: adults can't open the package when they go back for seconds.

Some researchers argue that men's sperm counts, worldwide, are down significantly from what they were a century ago due to endocrine disruptors.

"I had my upper lip removed."

Are you sure this isn't gay porn?

Freud: "What do women want?"

You're right; labels would be great. I don't see it happening anytime soon, though, since the vast majority of people don't know anything about this problem.

I agree with you. There's a lot they let through that they shouldn't. And I don't eat any dairy at all anymore, in part for the very reason you cited.

There is good reason to think that many sunscreens—including ones already on the market in the US—contain hormone disruptors. And the article does mention that dermatologists are concerned about these sunscreens on that basis. If this isn't the FDA's reason for holding off approval, I don't know what it would be. …