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Two things I learned exist from this photo:

Isn't this just so fucking sad?

It would eventually come down via the time-honored trick of chucking stuff at it.

OH MAN IT'S FUNNY BECUZ SOCCER PLAYERS FLOP AND THIS STORY IS ABOUT SOCCER SO THERE'S A REASON FOR YOU TO POST THIS GOLDMINE INSTEAD OF SAYING SOMETHING FUNNY AND/OR ORIGINAL!!!1`1! SOCCER? MORE LIKE FLOPPER, AMIRITE?!?!!?!?1?1!?

I mean, technically I guess most of his critics did give him the gas face when they watched this.

Perfect.

I met this guy once. With that face tattoo I assumed he was in a band, so I asked him and apparently I was right. They're called "The Third Shift Stock Boy At Target". I've never heard of them. They must be pretty indie.

+1

She's implying that her ass is the best ever, a fact made more obvious after she took the worlds best #2 and swapped it out for a Pippen jersey.

At the very least, I can narrow down that the "jk" doesn't stand for "just kidding".

At the very least, I can narrow down that the "jk" doesn't stand for "just kidding".

meh

Hey, this is what they had lined up in case there was a failure in their filming equipment

That album is ridiculously good.

+1

But it wasn't an explanation, it's the punchline. It's where I mention I had been graduated for 10 years, thus making me a 30-year old man instead of a kid in high school when this happened.

Oh sure, they brush lips in celebration and it's a great moment. I brush a girl's lips in celebration of winning the high school 100 meter relay and now I have to introduce myself to my neighbors.

How do you dismiss? Asking for a friend.

SUBJECT: Lightning Photo