SUBJECT: Lightning Photo

For me it's a toss-up between that call-in show sketch and this goddamn gem

Timothy, they fixed it. Here's a screengrab.

You see, steroid use doesn't always shrink your nuts.

Ha!

+1

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

Is Mr. Okerlund really a mean guy or is it just a clever nickname?

I'm a Reds fan so that killed me a little inside to type.

They put on a Reds uniform, fell asleep, and then shit the bed?

While dancing with her he whispered in her ear "Let me suck on your titties", which was really fitting since she nicknamed her breasts "The Lakers".

Obviously you have a firm grasp on funny

Actually in that bottom picture he's at a cornhole tournament. Still, it works as a euphemism for football starting because everyone is tossing around the ol' leather.

Barry I usually love you but this is some bullshit. You obviously left out the most important part of the story to fulfill your "liberal agenda". A&M had recently tried to hire Jerome Bettis to join the practice squad to play at center and Manziel wouldn't let them bring him in. He refused to get in back of The…

It's been a good day for Nintendo characters scoring killer shots.

You know, this is nice. I tried having a relationship like this with a coworker. He was all like "What's up, cracker?" and I was like "Not much, N*****". With a slowly-dawning horror I remembered that my god-given name is Anthony Saltine. Plus this guy was Jewish.

Shabazz is lucky. Usually for infractions like this "Death Be The Penalty".

/dying

Peyton: So what exactly do you want us to do here?