UweBollocks
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I'll have to check the time-stamps on these, but this one may have beaten it to the punch

Ugh. This is garbage. Total bullshit.

Wesley Snipes was way darker than that.

Come on Tom, it's not like an 89 year old could figure out how to use Kinja

Is anyone going to lose their job over that travesty you called a cereal ranking the other day?

FRUITY PEBBLES IS THE ONLY TRUE #1 EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!!!

Yeah it's not even thinly-veiled. They put it out there front and center.

Ha!

Pictured: Mil-eh

+ Ugh

Hahaha!

A second source said that at least one other player joined in on the antics, creating an extremely uncomfortable environment for the staff member.

Still, no one will do a better R. Kelly impression than that of Mookie Blaylock remixing his ignition earlier this year.

This makes me sick to my goddamn stomach. It should say "Only Prince wears Purple", idiot.

He did go off-record as stating he has "abused her crack", giving a wink and a nudge, leaving reporters wondering just what exactly in the fuck he meant by that.

The last time these two double-teamed a rock star was after an Eddie Cochran concert.

Gronkowski was later overheard saying "I'm pretty sure those guys are trying to call me a lacist. What in the hell does that mean?"


No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

ed: Wearing Calvin "Starscream" Johnson's jersey Tuesday night, Ryan Riess won the WSOP main event by outlasting Jay Farber in Las Vegas. Reiss