Derek Jeter, according to Fortune, is a greater leader than Gabby Giffords

Are you 89 years old?

Rice Krispies TREATS cereal was so fucking good many states banned it based off the sugar content (or so i was told when trying to buy boxes, wholesale, from supermarkets across Pennsylvania).

Marchman was reported to HR immediately after the list was posted.

The best is the song about a guys daughter who dies because they didn't make it to the hospital in time due to protesters blocking traffic. This should be a parody band, but their frequent appearances on Fox and friends probably rules that out.

Reading that revealed this band's lyrics which establish them as, essentially, "white power light."

[vomits]

Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the…

NBA Players: We want less material!

"I'll show you a thing or two about sitting on a rim."

The NBAers lost the game, because they'd like to return home

If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

Whether he'll admit it or not, after hearing this I can guarantee you Jay is on pins and needles. Well, at least needles.

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

Here's a leaked look at how WWE edited the end of Wrestlemania 20 for future dvd releases:

Just arrived in my inbox...

Rob Ford: [enters drunken stupor]

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.