Are you 89 years old?
Rice Krispies TREATS cereal was so fucking good many states banned it based off the sugar content (or so i was told when trying to buy boxes, wholesale, from supermarkets across Pennsylvania).
Marchman was reported to HR immediately after the list was posted.
The best is the song about a guys daughter who dies because they didn't make it to the hospital in time due to protesters blocking traffic. This should be a parody band, but their frequent appearances on Fox and friends probably rules that out.
Reading that revealed this band's lyrics which establish them as, essentially, "white power light." Read more
[vomits]
Inside a typical, non-descript industrial park, inside a typical, non-descript building, there is a basement. In this basement, there is a room that is usually locked. Outside this room there is a security guard, who is usually breathing and does not usually contain a .38 caliber size hole in his forehead. Inside the… Read more
NBA Players: We want less material! Read more
"I'll show you a thing or two about sitting on a rim." Read more
The NBAers lost the game, because they'd like to return home Read more
If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes. Read more
It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.
It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.
Whether he'll admit it or not, after hearing this I can guarantee you Jay is on pins and needles. Well, at least needles.
Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013 Read more
Rob Ford: [enters drunken stupor] Read more
Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.