This is pathetic and—really—just very sad.

More like Dennis Icewater, amirite???

Actually, she was sober when she stepped in. Why do you think they've nicknamed that fountain The Fountain of Uncouth?

Ruining a 300? The guy in charge of the pinsetter must have been Zack Snyder.

Looking at his hands, a better example may have been The Nutty Professor remake.

So they can get screwed with zero chance of anyone having to take a knee? It shouldn't be an unfamiliar feeling to any of them that are married, amirite married bros???

Is it just me, or are there not actually any condoms in that parking lot?

Two stories involving a gross man and beer in one day!

Forget about A-Rod. Limp Bizkit should be the ones taking notes on how to gain respectability back after ruining Faith.

Bitter Beard Face

Blaming dress shoes on a shitty Achilles? Brad Pitt must have been wearing Bruno Maglis the entire time they filmed Troy.

Haha man I've seen that episode too!

That man is basically the Civil War incarnate.

Something with Red Light Special maybe?

Fuck me, now I know the answer to the Jeopardy question "What do the Detroit Tigers, Atlanta Braves, Tampa Bay Devil Rays, San Diego Padres, and Washington Nationals all have in common with TLC?"

I understand her being upset but I think she went a little overboard when she wished "a pox on all their houses".

I'm glad I reread the headline because I was about to ask why a couple of Lacrosse players forcefully making a bra go off was making the front page news.

Hmm, putting down a whole handle which then gives way to nothing but complete and utter emptiness inside. I had no idea Bob Ryan had so much in common with my dad.

That's good.

We should have seen this coming, because when he wrestled as "The Future" he came to the ring in prison stripes.