Moments after this picture was taken, a tiny man dressed as a mountain-climber trekked across the 5 men as this song played

Ha!

When asked how her crotch felt on his leg, Barkley replied "Furrible".

That's bullshit. The Nipple Slip has been Ric Flair's finisher for the last 15 years now.

I got an e-mail from my Tea Party Patriot coworker claiming that the Black Panthers jersey has been seen hanging around peoples' computers bullying them into voting for it.

If so it's only because he genuinely thinks "humble" is just a flavor of pie.

Even worse is how Dennis Leary is looking nowadays

Luckily for Sanchez there were no massive runs involved when the butt fumble occurred.

Prior to dropping their shit, the gulls were overheard saying "Check out our impression of one if your phone calls!"

He almost managed to put someone to sleep with a parachute? Sure, it may not have been what he was going for, but he pulled off an excellent Coldplay impression.

I was pretty pissed off Passion Pot didn't make the cut

I don't want to be "that guy" but there's a small error in this piece. You included the line "this shit is white" right in the middle of the article, when that obviously should have been at the end when you explained what the day after eating all of this stuff was like.

Well now I feel dumm

It's kind of fucked up to have a bunch of Grimaces there since I'm fairly certain McDonald's has been the cause of a lot of cases of Adult Onset Diabetes.

More like Eddie Murray The Number 23, amirite???

Yes because everyone loathed Eternal Sunshine

Wait...look at his hands. One has up five fingers and the other is holding up two. Take away two from five and you get three. Two fingers, and three fingers. 23. Pella went on to lose 3-2. Reverse those. 23. Burger has six letters, King has 4. Subtract 4 from 6 and you're left with 2. He ordered 3 sandwiches…

That's a great handle you have

Speaking from experience, once you're categorized as a "predator" people rarely give a shit what you want.

This is so stupid.