I mean, he certainly has the "broad" part down.

I've read "Those Guys Have All the Fun" and trust me, John, you do not want to wipe any towel from that studio on your face.

Something about that city really puts a strain on the quads. Example: there are 4 girls at NYU who still won't speak to each other because Mark Sanchez was dating all of them while they lived together.

I think you're the one who's confused. In the films his name is R2D2 not R2DTard.

+1

Well, technically he could be right this very minute. We don't know. Unless...say...you are Macaulay Culkin, aren't you??

/dying

Good thing I wrote the article!

Congratulations to the movie My Girl for finally dropping to 2nd place on the "Sad Things Involving Hornets" list.

By using strippers, the sequel to Hotline Miami took the whole "viral marketing" thing way too literally.

Ha!

+1

He's so dreamy!

Too bad Sheed didn't end up back there. He never looks sad when he's holding green.

Like anyone's surprised to learn they'll all die a sad death at a young age.

"That headband makes him look totally Enola Gay!"

Aw. It seems like just yesterday I sent a fruit basket to Chyna with a note saying "May your dick find peace in Triple H" after I found out they were dating.

Ha!

Things went a little far when, in an effort to make Charlie a true Philly sports fan, he took him to the local GED testing center.

Obviously Francesca is the receiver. Just look how loud that jacket is.